Pani G…!

Pani G…!

To jest chyba „rodzina zastępcza” po polsku, więc mogło być to w polskiej wersji językowej w polsacie. Natomiast powędrowałem na tę stronę i zobaczyłem, że jest tam trochę żartów z tego, świetnego skądinąd, cytatu:

THE ORIGINAL VERSION: If you love something, Set it free… If it comes back, it’s yours, If it doesn’t, it never was yours….

THE PESSIMIST VERSION: If you love somebody, Set him free … If he ever comes back, he’s yours, If he doesn’t, well, as expected, he never was.

THE OPTIMIST VERSION: If you love somebody, Set him free … Don’t worry, he will come back.

THE SUSPICIOUS VERSION: If you love somebody, Set him free … If he ever comes back, ask him why.

THE IMPATIENT VERSION: If you love somebody, Set him free … If he doesn’t comes back within some time limit, forget him.

THE PATIENT VERSION: If you love somebody, Set him free … If he doesn’t come back, continue to wait until he comes back …

THE PLAYFUL VERSION: If you love somebody, Set him free … If he comes back, and if you love him still, set him free again, repeat

THE LAWYER’S VERSION: If you love somebody, Set him free… Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Foster Parent Freedom Act clearly states that…

THE BILL GATES VERSION: If you love somebody, Set him free… If he comes back, I think we can charge him for re-installation fees and tell him that he’s also going to get an upgrade.

THE STATISTICIAN’S VERSION:: If you love somebody, Set him free… If he loves you, the probability of him coming back is high If he doesn’t, your relationship was improbable anyway.

THE POSSESSIVE VERSION: If you love somebody don’t ever set him free.

THE MBA VERSION: If you love somebody set him free… instantaneously… and look for others simultaneously.

THE PSYCHOLOGIST’S VERSION: If you love somebody set him free… If he comes back, his super ego is dominant. If he doesn’t come back, his id is supreme. If he doesn’t go, he must be crazy.

THE FINANCE EXPERT VERSION: If you love somebody set him free… If he comes back, its time to look for fresh loans. If he doesn’t, write him off as an asset gone bad.

THE MARKETING VERSION: If you love somebody set him free… If he comes back, he has brand loyalty If he doesn’t, reposition the brand in new markets.

Pozdrawiam :)


Say goodbye By: sergiusz (32 komentarzy) 8 czerwiec, 2009 - 23:10